Roach Mode: Chillin’ Tee

He’s not running. He’s not hiding.
He’s just chillin’ – like a king beneath the fridge light.

This tee is for those who thrive in the chaos. Who survive the drama. Who keep scuttling no matter what the algorithm throws at them.
Big antennae energy.

• 100% cotton, zero panic
• Graphic print of your new spirit animal
• Works as daywear, loungewear, emotional armour
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic fit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear-away tag
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
• Blank product sourced from the Dominican Republic, Honduras, Haiti, Nicaragua, or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!