You know the rules.
Except you don’t. And that’s the point.
This shirt features the most intense playground showdown ever: one goose calling the shots, three others mid-sprint, and zero chill.
There’s a tree. There’s tension. There’s no explanation.
Perfect for:
• PE days where you refuse to ru9n
• Looking fast while standing still
• Causing minor fear in authority figures
Printed on 100% cotton for maximum comfort under pressure.
Wear it if you dare. Or if you just like geese doing unsettling things.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic fit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear-away tag
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
• Blank product sourced from the Dominican Republic, Honduras, Haiti, Nicaragua, or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

























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