For your laptop. For your legacy.
Padded, zipped, and guarded by a goose in full medieval armour.
Whether you’re carrying memes, homework, or battle plans, the Goose Defender has your tech covered. Literally.
No dents. No scratches. No honour lost.
Details:
Soft inside, strong outside (just like you)
Fits most laptops, all vibes
Printed front, plain back, 100% goose-approved
Comes with implied nobility
Because sometimes your device needs a knight in feathered armour.
• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China
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