Meet RoachKing. Age 10. Visionary by accident.
Wears a plain white tee like it’s armour.
Custom-made future-spec shades sourced from an unknown timeline.
Expression: 40% mystery, 60% “yeah I know I look cool.”
Refuses to smile on camera. Refuses to explain Goosefaggles.
Started a brand during snack time.
Doesn’t do press. Might do juice.
He is Goosefaggles. And this is his world. You’re just vibing in it.