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Hydration Situation

(2 customer reviews)

£19.00

SKU: N/A

Keeps your water cold, your tea hot, and your vibe unfazed.
Made from stainless steel and absolutely no sense.
Double-walled for temperature control and emotional distance.

The Goosefaggles logo is printed loud and proud, so people know you drink fluids and belong to something bigger (but undefined).

No plastic. No leaks. No instructions.
Just hydration and intimidation.

Use it to:
• Sip mysteriously
• Look busy in class
• Avoid talking during PE

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.

Weight0.31 kg
Color

Black, White

2 reviews for Hydration Situation

  1. fortnite –

    skibidi chug chug ij

  2. i love faggles –

    goated my son loved it

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